Getting out of bed into my morning warmup stance
my leg travels down until the elastic blocks my first toe
a situation every sweatpants lover will very well know
as we start off into a swaying hobbled unstable dance.
My ankle holds sturdy going into this silly prance
each foot struggles through the snug taper
a challenge to do, it seems so simple on paper.
These quirkish intricacies you get me in lead to my entrance.
The taper gives me a nice warm hug enfolding in romance.
Wobbling together in our foolishness it seems at first glance.
Still I’d fall on my face for you because it is worth the chance
to show how much I love my awesome sweatpants.